Sunday, January 30, 2005

Mega Movie Marathon

[Quote of the post]
"What's a uvula?"
"It's that little dangling thing in his..."
"BOXER SHORTS! Let's go!"
"No, not that dangling thing, the one in his throat!"
"I knew that."
[Song of the post] Dancing Queen - ABBA

Whee! Saturday Night Fever! 3 Mega Movies in one midnight! (Many 'M's)

Movie #1 - Osmosis Jones
Osmosis Jones tells the story of... Osmosis Jones, a white blood cell cop in the City of Frank, a human with disgusting eating habits. So he gets infected by a killer virus and Osmosis has to save the day, making a friend, falling in love and dethroning a selfish mayor along the way, blah blah blah.

What really makes this movie great is the reality of it all, and the creativity needed to create a human body into a city. It's creative, unique, and puts forth the messahe really clearly.

Rating: 4 stars ****

Movie #2 - Signs
Well, I missed a bit of this movie because it clashed with Osmosis Jones, but I saw enough of it to get the gist.

Signs is about alien invasion, crop circles, and Mel Gibson. But most of all, it's about Mel Gibson. The good thing about this show is the effects, the storyline and suspense. The suspense was great, even if my brother was scared out of his wits and was using the remote control as a gun.

Rating: 4 stars ****

Movie #3 - The Incredible Hulk
The Incledible Hulk was nothing incredible... I mean, he only turned green about 5 times and didn't really smash up bad guys and stuff... all he was up against were some GIs with guns that couldn't even pierce his skin, so...

The animation wasn't even that good. His face looked horribly distorted. And, may I mention (actually, I can, since it's my blog and I can do whetever I want so sucks to you), that Hulk jumps over canyon walls like a giant flea. In Marvel vs. Capcom, he only jumps like a boulder (which is hardly at all). Is that fair? Nooo.......

Rating: 3 stars ***

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