Tuesday, April 19, 2011

BREAKING NEWS: Singapore's Parliament Dissolves After Falling into Vat of Acid

SINGAPORE-- Singapore's 11th Parliament dissolved today after accidentally falling into a large vat of corrosive acid, according to a governmental gazette.

A chemical engineer at the site has identified the solvent as concentrated hydrochloric acid, a highly corrosive inorganic acid usually found in the stomach. Police authorities were unable to explain why the entire cabinet of ministers was near the vat of caustic liquid, let alone how they fell in.

Analysts are refusing to comment on how this unfortunate incident will affect Singapore's political climate, but are advising on a simple way to neutralise the problem.

Said political pundit Mr Alan Kalai, "All we need for this problem is a basic solution."


I'm sorry, I never knew the parliament dissolves before an election. This is the first time I heard it of it.

Pun, pun, pun, pun,
Looking forward to the weekend
Then Edna Man

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