Tuesday, September 21, 2010


Teh-O! parody of Dynamite by Teh-O Taio Cruz

I come to eat, eat, eat, eat
The best kopitiam by the street, street, street, street
My kaki-lang come for a treat, treat, treat, treat
My tissue paper chope the seat, seat, seat, seat
(But, but)
The queue goes on and on and on
And it's so long, so long, so long


I throw my hand up in the air and shout:
"Auntie, Teh-O!"
"How come so slow?"
I need a drink and I need it now
Need a Teh-O
Auntie, let's go!

No Milo Dinosaur
'cause my throat still ache
Don't want teh-C, please
Don't want teh tarik

I don't want chin chow
Don't need Tiger Beer
Is it ready now,
Can you bring it here?

My favourite drink, drink, drink, drink
It is the best; don't have to think, think, think, think
I feel bandung is just too pink, pink, pink, pink
I always pour it down the sink, sink, sink, sink
(Yeah, yeah)
And it just flows and flows and flows
And it just goes and goes and goes


After some time you will get sick of lime
Get a Teh-O!
Don't be bodoh!
Don't have to ask me; you can ask my wife
She loves Teh-O!
Baby, let's go!

I buy it all the time
Just don't care the price
Drink it everyday
Maybe once or twice

Don't add anything
It won't make you choke
Don't need to make it cold
It's already shiok!

First make sure your cup's free,
And then make sure your water's boiling,
Add sugar and the tea
Make sure you don't drop any oil in
And then, then, then you leave it
And then, then, then,
You just wait a while, you just wait a while
I'm gonna make one more cup for you
More cup for you
Get one more cup for you

You know how hard it is to make this rhyme?
Get a Teh-O!
Don't be kaypoh!
You can't even cut it with a sharp knife
'Cause it's Teh-O!

'Cause I spend all my cash
Got no more money
Cannot even pay
For a kopi-C

'Cause I drink too much
Getting quite sian, leh
I think I changing to
Maybe Bubble Teh...


I'm not really into modern hip-hop/dance/electronic/Autotone, but I just was inspired to do this. Army sure teachs you a lot of bad English.

Thanks to Wikipedia's articles of Singaporean cuisine and the Singlish database on TalkingCock.com.

And arr, missed anotherrr Speak Like a' Pirate Day. Avast.
The Edna Man

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